As I went for a piss, I heard my porn playlist in the other room blast out, “Fuck my tight little ass like you hate me!” in a strong Bristol accent.
Now, I dunno if you know, but the Hobbit accent in Lord of The Rings was based on the West Country Bristol accent. But this wasn’t the director's cut of The Return of The King; it was one of Hannah Brook’s latest anal fucking escapades.
Hannah Brooks may speak like a Hobbit, but her feet certainly aren’t hairy, and the only ring she’s looking to destroy is the one nestled between her plump, smooth asscheeks. In fact, a long line of guys would give their left nut just to suck on her feet for a few seconds.
This slut from the UK has been in action for over a decade, but her high-mileage tits, ass, and pussy still look as good as when she first started doing porn at 19. There’s a reason she’s amassed over 100,000 horny followers on her Twitter account, but is it worth you clicking follow?
Who is Hannah Brooks?
Hannah Brooks is a British pornstar who hails from the city of Bristol, England. Known for its high crime rate and dark history of slavery, Hannah is one of the things that Bristol has given us that is far easier to wank over.
Hannah jumped into the porn business at the age of 19 (because fuck university) and quickly developed a strong fan base because of her “girl-next-door” appearance. She’s kept the same short hairstyle throughout her porn career, which, alongside her incredible 30F fake tits, make her an instantly recognisable slut.
With over ten years of experience riding her way through the porn industry, Hannah’s portfolio of filth is fuckin’ wild! You can find her doing tame shit like bending over a kitchen counter as a dude hungrily laps at her cunt, to the more wild stuff like lying back on a BDSM chair as a MILF Dominatrix wrecks her holes with a giant strap-on.
She’s a vocal British whore who can be equally trashy and classy, whether she’s starring as a posh housewife getting fucked and spanked by a neighbour or a cheap Chav whore hanging out at a Dogging spot on the outskirts of Bristol.
Her hair is short, and so is her list of no-nos in sex. This bona fide Bristol whore is happiest when she’s sandwiched between hard cocks, dripping in hot cum, or hungrily chowing down on another meat sandwich between another porn slut’s legs.
But what’s the content on Hannah Brook’s Twitter like?
The Content on Her Twitter
Like most pornstar Twitter accounts, Hannah’s content is aimed at driving her followers to subscribe to her only fans. For those of you who have your hand gripped too tightly to your cock and are unable to grab for your wallet, she also drops a lot of free samples, which you can try and cum over without paying a penny. You’ll need to be fast, though, because they aren’t long!
The good thing is her Twitter videos automatically replay, so you won’t be left hanging with a paused screen when you get to the vinegar strokes. But yeah, her free samples are pretty damn awesome. Here are some of my favourites:
● Hannah Brooks riding a male sex doll and creaming all over it. This vocal vid got so close up to Hannah’s Bristol-born cunt that I could almost smell the river Avon. Of course, the comments section was full of horny bastards crying out in anguish, “But Hannah! I have a perfectly good cock here. Why are you using a sex doll?!” own up; which one of you was it?
● Slow-motion shot of Hannah pouring milk all over her giant tits. I mean, the only thing that can make those fake tits any better is by coating them in sleek, white liquid, which Hannah does a lot.
● A long, sloppy blowjob session from Hannah as she wears a police uniform. There’s so much spit and pre-cum between her fingers, and the deep throating is immense!
● An artistic aftermath clip of a giant dildo attached to her fucking machine. The entire length of the rubber dick is encased in her pussy slime, and the camera catches it slowly dripping onto the towel below and pooling up in a sloppy mess. That’s one house I wouldn’t mind cleaning, fellas.
If you’re really into Hannah Brooks and wanna see what her life is like when she’s not getting dicks slammed balls deep into her holes, this Bristol slut regularly uploads personal vids that give you an insight into her daily life.
One I checked out was a Titty Tuesday update which naturally featured Hannah’s bare boobs as she lay on the bed and told her horny fans about the content she’d shot that day and how she would go Christmas shopping later. At least, I think that’s what she said. I was too busy staring at her phat fuckin’ tits!
If you pay for your porn and you’re a paying member of Hannah’s OnlyFans, her Twitter is a great way to find out about updates, like when she’s going to do a live session and play with her tidy little slit for you all in real-time or when she’s planning to do a Q&A with her fans.
Design of Her Twitter
Hannah’s Twitter is easy on the eye as soon as you open it. Her cover photo is a blend of five images of her in slutty, but SFW poses, and her profile pic is a snap of Hannah chilling in her garden with her fucking phenomenal tits barely held into a black bikini. Her profile pic reminds me of the numerous wanks I had over bitches I knew posting their vacation pics on social media back in the day.
Her bio is pretty underwhelming, though, and reads like zero effort was put into it: “Welcome to my new Twitter page! You can see all my content here!” Although there is a link to her website where you can find a more detailed bio. There, she describes herself as “Bristol born and bred”, and I can honestly vouch for that last word.
Mobile Vs Desktop
If you want to see Hannah’s content in wide angle, then the desktop version of Twitter is the way to go. But I found mobile was way better as I could scroll faster and the videos and pics were all optimised for my mobile device. But it all depends on personal taste.
What I Like About Hannah Brook’s Twitter
Her Twitter is great for seeing an insight into Hannah’s life in and out of her adult performances. From pre and post-shoot pics to her gym workouts and naked sunbathing in the garden to bathtime fun, it’s a personal look at this well-liked British porn slut.
Although it’s not as varied as her content on other sites, like Pornhub, the content Hannah does post on Twitter is pretty good quality. The lighting is good, the cameras are superb quality, and the sound is crystal clear. Trust me; you will catch every second of her dirty talk, and you won't miss a drop of her tasty cunt juices flowing out of her nympho hole.
As much as I’d love to see more of Hannah fucking people on her Twitter, the cock sucking vids that dominate the page are incredible. Tonnes of eye contact, flawless deepthroating, and she isn’t afraid to get downright sloppy! Hannah is a Blowjob Queen, no doubt about it.
What I Don’t Like
The bulk of the content on Hannah’s Twitter is either her playing with her tits or her playing with a male sex doll. The actual content of her riding real dicks is few and far between. Come on, Hannah! Surely you must have a long line of guys ready to breed that cunt for your Twitter?
Suggestions That I Have For Hannah
Put more effort into your Twitter bio to introduce yourself properly to newcomers who haven’t seen you in action yet.
Diversify your content more. On other sites, there are tonnes of awesome smut featuring you riding dicks, burying your face in cunts, and being a passionate whore. The Twitter account looks tame in comparison.
Conclusion
Hannah Brook’s Twitter is a great way to see an insight into this Bristol-born pornstar’s life, find out updates about her OnlyFans, and see short clips from her latest adult work. However, if you’re looking for a way to cum over Hannah, there are better ways to do it.
I’ll stick to her Pornhub page if I wanna see this gorgeous slut get her ass and pussy worked out by fat dicks.
