I'm not some pimple-faced motherfucker in my early twenties who just discovered the magic of real pussy! You know, finally found a sweet hole to pound instead of giving my load to a smelly mattress. I’ve been around for over 13 damn years! I was there when X was still called Twitter (a way better name if you ask me), so it’s only natural that I gotta dig into some terms when writing these reviews.
Like the time I loaded up x.com/soogz1 and saw that Soogsx is actually an e-girl and a Twitch streamer. What the fuck is Twitch and since when people post pussies there!? Goddamn, with all these platforms at our fingertips, it’s a fucking miracle our dicks haven’t fallen off from all the jerking off by now!
These chicks are grinding and rubbing their cunts on X, Facebook, Instagram, OnlyFans, and even that motherfucker called Twitch while they’re gaming. Soon enough, we might see ladies humping bread loaves when we hit up the bakery in the morning. Shit, porn is everywhere, and it’s not like I’m complaining. Long dick short, today, I’ll be diving into x.com/soogz1, so stick around, motherfuckers!
2.7 million followers
Now, this 2.7 million followers bullshit doesn’t just happen. Goddamn, how the hell do I not know who this Soogsx chick is? I dug around and found out her name is Bailey, and she’s an American adult model born in 2000. The girl’s slim and fit, and her fans just call her Soogsx, so I’m rolling with that name. It’s wild because I haven’t caught this chick getting pounded in any of my sexual adventures, and that’s a rarity for me. I guess I’m officially fucking intrigued!
The first thing that smacked me in the face when I loaded up x.com/soogz1 was that this chick is slinging an account on OnlyFans. Goddamn, what a fucking shocker! The only person not on OF these days is my grandma, and that’s 'cause she’s pushing up daisies. If she were alive, you bet she’d be shaking her saggy tits on that platform! OnlyFans is where all the dirty girls flaunt their sexy skills and bodies for subscribers and cash, and Soogsx is riding that filthy wave. I can already tell I’m gonna spill a shitload more about this chick, especially with her being all over so many platforms, so hang the hell on!
Focusing on the numbers
When I’m diving into these X concoctions, I roll just like I do for any other review. I zero in on the numbers, 'cause those digits spill the tea on these chicks’ habits. As of this review, x.com/soogz1 is packing around 2.8K posts, and that’s a shitload of tits and ass.
This whole Soogsx saga kicked off about four years ago, which means this motherfucker tweets like a champ. Simple math shows that this gamer chick is firing off nearly 60 tweets each month, and we all know why that shit matters. It’s like cruising a tube site that pumps out two fresh videos every damn day. Sure, you might get mostly images and short clips here, but you’re still getting it all for free. Beggars can’t and shouldn't be choosers, and I’d say Soogsx definitely dishes out more than she demands.
The most recent tweet on x.com/soogz1 shows the e-girl outdoors, squeezing her tits in a bra. Nothing explicit, but it's hot. Soogsx has the vibe of a chick next door. In this photo, she rocks pigtails and one of those innocent smiles and faces that the majority of those e-girls rock. I'm great with words, but I have a hard time explaining that shit. Maybe the best way to capture the vibe is to say that Soogsx, although American and white, has a vibe of a seemingly-innocent Asian chick that blushes and demurely smiles at your dirty jokes and then gives you a rimjob and swallows your load. Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
Let's talk about her OnlyFans now
I clicked on the chick's OF link, and now that tab is fucking cluttering up my browser like a bunch of cocks in a tight space! I guess I’ll handle that shit first before heading back to x.com/soogz1. Those OnlyFans accounts of pornstars are tied to their X accounts anyway.
If you take a good look at x.com/soogz1's OF account, you'll see she’s got around 400 images and 11 videos ready to go, and yeah, I was expecting more, motherfucker. She's clearly more focused on x.com/soogz1. Still, the chick does some spicy streams, nudes, solo videos, sexting, and even dick ratings on OnlyFans, and that shit sounds like a damn good time. Just so you know, OnlyFans dishes out exclusive content, so you’re gonna have to shell out some cash for that dirty goodness.
Whenever the stars of OF rock a Twitter account too, they use the latter to promote their OF. It's only fucking natural. I'm talking about these sluts often announcing upcoming videos on X, offering discounts and pre-sales to their X followers, meaning that you should follow Soogsx if you are into her OnlyFans content. If you want that insider scoop on what she’s dropping next, you gotta be in the loop on her Twitter game, motherfucker.
The hot shit you'll find on x.com/soogz1
Soogsx is all about that retweet life. I caught her reposting some hot mess from another e-girl promising a nude video to anyone who drops a "Hi" in the comments. That shit’s like candy on Twitter, and it’s a killer way to score some free, exclusive content. Just look at it! Accounts like Soogsx’s are constantly pumping up other adult models and pornstars, so when you follow one of these hot accounts, you’re diving headfirst into a network of pure sluttiness. It’s all free, so it’s fucking lit.
Right below that post, Soogsx drops a spicy line: "F*CK IT, sending the cop video to everyone who says ‘gm’." Over 3.5K motherfuckers have jumped in with a "gm," and while I seriously doubt all of them scored that free cop video, it’s still a shot worth taking. You see, these pornstars love to pull this shit to grab attention for their content, and believe me, they often deliver on those promises. Keep your eyes wide open! You might just snag something juicy like that on x.com/soogz1.
Looking cute on every goddamn photo
When it comes to other pics and videos on x.com/soogz1, I saw a shitload of selfies, high-end photos of the chick wearing sexy lingerie, short skirts, lacy bras, and stuff like that. You fucking love it when you feel like you are one step closer to the chicks you wank off to and don't try to deny it. You love all that behind-the-scene stuff, private videos and photos, only because it somehow proves that the chicks you are into are really horny all the time.
Lastly, I want to talk about the chance to interact and communicate with Soogsx. I guess there is a possibility of the chick replying to your comment or something like that in theory. In practice, if you really want to "meet" the chick, I suggest you follow her on OnlyFans. On Twitter, she is just promoting her content and posting tweets where she is teasing your dick, so I don't suggest you lose time on DMing her. Just pay for her attention. It's that fucking simple!
Keep your expectations in check
This Twitter account, x.com/soogz1, is a wild ride, but it’s got its ups and downs. What’s kinda fucked up is that while she’s slinging out some hot content, you’re not getting the full load unless you pay for her OnlyFans or some other platform where she slings her full-ass content. Sure, she’s got a massive following of horny fucks ready to gobble up every tease she drops, but you ain't getting that personal interaction unless you cough up some cash. It's not likely that this chick will reply to your comments on X.
On the flip side, the beauty of X (or Twitter, whatever you want to call it) is that it’s free and anonymous, making it a playground for all you dirty-minded bastards out there. You can scroll through a pile of slutty posts without dropping a dime. It’s lit for those looking to get their fix without the commitment.
The bottom line is that, if you’re in the mood to ogle and get a taste of the action without diving too deep into your wallet, following Soogsx is a no-brainer. Just keep in mind, while she’s serving up those spicy teasers, to get the real deal, you’ll need to pay to play. I think I'm done here.
