Knock, knock, knocking on haters' door! I was THIS close to deactivating my Twitter account today, but then it dawned on me that all of my favorite pornstars will remain hidden from my keen eye, out of my review reach for all eternity. Well, I'll just continue bashing Twitter Karens, feasting my senses on their sadness-filled replies where they beg me for a shag and hate me at the same time! I stayed on Twitter because of twitter.com/brianabanderas!
All kinds of pornstars promote their work on Twitter and other social media platforms for obvious reasons. It's an easy and free promotion tool with a huge potential to reach millions of people. If the chicks manage to post great xxx content on their lines, and if my review manages to hit horny masses (which it always does), they are in for a home run in the form of a surge of new members for their exclusive pages. Today's review is gonna be about Briana Banderas' stunning curves, immense fucking talent, and a reminder to all wankers that porn is everywhere. Let's get started!
Who is Briana Banderas
Briana is a slutty blonde who managed to razzle-dazzle the shit out of the porn fans! She climbed the smut ladder so high that she even got my attention! At the time of this review, twitter.com/brianabanderas counted around 268K followers. How many followers do you have on Twitter, ha, Karen?! I'm not disappointed by Briana's number of followers, but I think that a bomb of her caliber deserves more. She also deserves an in-depth review where I'll comment on the content while trying to help the belle add more pervs to her followers' collection.
Is there a better way to discover Briana's true nature than checking out her porn? My exciting research revealed that Briana is a Latina slut who has a thing for threesomes, foursomes, and cuckold sex. Her hubby joins her on the set very often, fucking the hell out of her holes while the rest of the world has the privilege to watch. The blonde is a superb-looking blonde with humongous tits and a bouncy ass. The stunner's biggest advantage comes in the form of equal zeal she puts into sucking cocks and licking cunts. An all-around performer who has enough brains to realize that twitter.com/brianabanderas is a great way to promote her steamy calling!
OnlyFans is a big part of Briana's xxx life
If you have ever wondered why I pay so much attention to the Twitter accounts of pornstars, here is the answer. As always, I want to help thy fucker! How would you ever know that Briana Banderas has both the premium and the free OnlyFans page and that there is currently a discount going on for her exclusive content? Once you feed the OF form, you are gonna unlock free content and the chance to exchange private messages with the busty blonde! Hurry up, seize this chance, and don't forget I told you about this magnificent source of free smut!
When it comes to the stunner's exclusive version of OF, a couple of details caught my eye. Below her profile photo, there is a list of the bomb's dos and don'ts, and if you are clever enough, you are gonna focus on the dos part and use them as tags the next time you find yourself on a tube page looking for Briana Banderas' shenanigans!
The vixen does a lot of anal, and it's only natural since she tends to fuck in groups of three and four. That opens a lot of opportunities for DPs! Briana doesn't shy away from black dongs, and she is always up for fetish play. Well, the truth is that the dos don't actually narrow things down significantly, but at least you know that the star behind twitter.com/brianabanderas has the potential to rock all sorts of pervy worlds! In any case, the best possible way to check out the slut's OF content is to check her porn movies that have already appeared on tube sites and come to a conclusion based on hardcore facts.
Time to focus on the line
I've been beating around the bush long enough! Time to check out the twitter.com/brianabanderas line and see if Briana is as clever as she is gorgeous. She has tweeted 6.2K times since she opened her Twitter account in 2016. Roughly speaking, twitter.com/brianabanderas has been up and running for almost seven years, which comes down to around 84 months. A simple calculation reveals that Briana Banderas posts around 70 tweets each month, and the diligence sends a clear signal that Briana is aware of the immense hunger that smut fans feel on a daily basis.
Right below the chick's profile picture, you'll see a link that opens a full list of platforms on which Briana promotes her content. Telegram is hot these days, and it's way neater than Twitter, so you may consider joining Briana's little Telegram group and join an army of over 6K members that have already discovered this naughty heaven. Loads of options for the blonde's fans, and the best thing is that all of the info is right there where everybody can see it. All you have to do to follow twitter.com/brianabanderas is to hit the follow button. The moment you do that, sit back, light up a smoke, and rest assured that the belle is gonna spice up your hater Twitter days!
Time to focus on the line, again
Big news! Briana Banderas was nominated for AVN Award, and you'll find the link where you can vote on her line! What if the Dude himself votes? When the tart wins, you are gonna finally grasp the magnitude of my influence! The pic I saw below the award nominations note showed the slut's big ass on a balcony or something. I never thought I was gonna say this, but if there is one picture I would download from Twitter for free, it would be that one! So freaking hot that it would turn a superb dude into a mindless cheapskate in no time!
Damn, this is the first time I noticed that Briana spoke Spanish! Well, this is one of those situations when you don't have to worry about the language barrier! All I know is that my eyes stayed glued to the content. Trailers, but trust me, wanking off to Briana's 30-second-long trailer is way better than wasting your seed on grainy smut that looks like it was shot by a calculator! The trailers reveal that Briana really is a threesome freak and that her hubby supports the wild calling from the bottom of his cum-filled balls!
Briana Banderas often uses fuck toys to tease her holes, and all of that content eventually ends up on OF or one of the premium websites the star cooperates with. While you are waiting for the chick's new content, you are free to tantalize your sense with glimpses of her work. I know what you must be thinking "what the fuck is the dude talking about, I can find free porn wherever I want!" - my duty is to inform you that there are better ways to jerk off, and it's up to you to check out twitter.com/brianabanderas line and see if the miss shake-my-ass checks your boxes!
Final thoughts
Twitter.com/brianabanderas is not a porn site, and it doesn't have enough full-length content to attract legions of fans. Before you jump to conclusions, I want you to look at twitter.com/brianabanderas from the standpoint of someone who is thinking about going premium on one of Briana's accounts. That person would know every single detail about the blonde, the type of content she serves and receive notifications about discounts that sometimes make a world of difference. Holidays are just around the corner, meaning that if you are thinking about paying for Briana Banderas' smut, you should follow twitter.com/brianabanderas right now!
I gave my best! I sprayed my creamy spunk a couple of times during this review, and that shit tends to blur my thoughts now and then, but my mission is complete. Next time you log in to Twitter, you are gonna know there is more to it than nagging bitches and limp-dicked idiots who try to convince humanity that prayers are better for our mental health than sex. Well, screw the hypocrites! Briana Banderas is waiting for you, and so does her always-wet cunt! Give the slut a chance! You won't regret it.
