Sometimes I get frustrated over silly religious people, but then I remember how many porn stars religion has created. If it weren't for the poor parenting of churchgoers, how many bitches would be sitting fully clothed in an office somewhere instead of sucking cock on The Casting Couch? Thousands.
More Mormonism, More-man-jism
It turns out authoritarianism isn't good for humans from a global level to an individual level. However, we need some personalized individual oppression so I can still watch pussies get blown out on the internet. You've got to know what's important in this life. I certainly do.
Take Tiffany Watson, for example. She was born in Boise, Idaho, on October 2nd, 1995, to a Morman family. Side note: while all religions inspire a career in porn, Mormonism seems to do it better than the others. You'd be surprised to learn how many well-known porn stars came from a Mormon background.
The Mormons have some strange sexual habits, so it makes sense they would lose female members to slutdom. For example, soaking. Mormon men have decided it's not sex as long as you're not thrusting. Therefore, it's perfectly fine to put your penis in a vagina and let it chill. As long as you don't hump, you're still going to heaven.
But soaking will only scratch the itch for so long. Soon you have to upgrade to jump-humping. Jump humping is when you invite a friend to jump on your bed while you're soaking. This creates hump-like motions without it being the fault of the people fucking. It's incredible the kind of hoops male minds will jump through to justify sex when they're not supposed to. Not even God can compete with the urge to bust fat nuts.
As is a common occurrence in the Mormon church, Tiffany's parents got a divorce, and she temporarily lived with her mother before running away to college.
However, Tiff wasn't in college long before she dropped out and took a job at Walmart. That's not an ideal career change, but shit happens.
From Walmart to Dog Fart Studios
Obviously, Tiff didn't want to work at Walmart for the next sixty years, so she always kept her eyes on the classifieds job section. Eventually, she came across an ad for the Hussie Modeling Agency on Craigs List.
She traveled to Florida for a screen test, but things didn't go to plan. It was a bit of a failure, but Tiffany didn't lose hope or motivation. Who wants to stock shelves when they could be sucking dick?
Her second attempt was with the world-famous LA Direct Models, and things went much better. She signed with them, and her first scene was released in 2015. Tiff was twenty at the time.
Since her humble beginnings, Tiffany has worked with some of the best and most well-known porn studios, such as Girlfriends Films, Pure Taboo, Girls Way, Bang Bros, Hustler, Evil Angel, Naughty America, Digital Playground, Reality Kings, Brazzers, Wicked Pictures, Kink, and New Sensations.
With the details out of the way, let's dive into Tiffany's Twitter account. It's one of the best ways to keep up with what this bitch's pussy is up to. She describes herself as a slut and a good little girl with a Ph.D. in squirting. How interesting. It just so happens that I have both my Ph.D. and a red belt in making bitches squirt. It sounds like we could be the perfect pair, pending we fuck in the bathtub.
For bookings, contact her management at ATMLA. For dance appearances, contact CF Features. For direct messages, go to her official site at Tater Tiff. She is based out of Las Vegas these days.
Tiffany joined Twitter in August of 2015 and has since collected three hundred thousand followers. Every time I visit her Twitter, that number has grown substantially.
S.L.U.T
The tweet pinned to the top of Tater's wall is a picture of a T-shirt that asks the question, "Are you a slut?" However, in this case, "S.L.U.T" is an acronym meaning Sensitive, Loving, Ugly crier, Trying. A bit emo there, Tiff. You live in Vegas, for fucks sake. Visit a casino or something.
One of the best places to see Tiff naked is her Only Fans account. It's constantly being updated with all the best content that Tater produces. Once you have that setup, you won't need to watch her anywhere else.
Check out some of her work with a 360-degree camera shot. They often end up on Tik Tok but get reposted on Twitter. It gives you a wide-angle view of every nanometer of this cunts body. You'll try to stick your cock in the USB drive of your computer.
The clips Tater posts from her Only Fans never fail to inspire an erection, and it's not even the hard shit. She makes me this hard in lingerie, imagine what will happen to you while watching her fuck.
Speaking of lingerie, Tiff recently did a lingerie shoot with The Dog Fart Network. Could there be a more poorly-named porn studio? Almost impossible unless you wanted to name your production company "The Holocaust Wasn't That Bad Studios." They do a lot of work with Disney.
"Dance" Tour
Tiffany has danced for audiences all over the United States. She recently took a trip to The Big Apple to do some stripping at Sapphire Times Square. She was the headliner, going up at midnight. The witching hour is a perfect time to pull your tits out.
A huge crowd came out to watch this bitch dance, and she took plenty of pics with the VIPS. You can see some of them on her Twitter. I bet you guys would fucking kill to get that close to this bitch.
Not only is Tater sexy as fuck, but her stripping skills are on point. She knows how to tease and torture a man's balls until they are as blue as the air in the sky or the water in the sea. There must have been a line out the door to the bathrooms. Everyone was filling up the toilets with cum.
We've all heard of no nut November, and much like myself, I doubt you've ever partaken. However, a few years ago, on a chilly November 1st, I forgot to prep my coffee maker the night before and had to rise that morning to start it. It delayed my morning masturbation for around forty-five seconds. To date, that's the longest 'no nut November' I've taken part in.
That's why I much prefer Tiffany's version called 'nut in her November.' It's much more my style. I'll gladly nut in bitches all month. Then, I can practice nutting in bitches for the rest of the year before November comes around again. It's called the circle of life.
Tater's November second post starts to bring her short college career into perspective. It sounds like she wasn't attending many of her classes. I'll quote her own words, "This weather reminds me of 1) Fall (duh, right?) and 2) reminds me of skipping class in college to bust it wide open for my fuck buddies. Usually, my fuck biddies had friends too... my favorite."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it sounds like Tater was skipping calculus to go fuck half the basketball team. I'm surprised anyone graduated while Tiffany was there. I would have skipped my mother's funeral to fuck Tiffany back in college.
Squirt Bender
Tiffany is pushing to get a role in a new film that Brazzers is working on. It's a squirt porn parody of "Avatar: The Way of the Water." Who better than Tater? Her pussy squirts like the fountains at MGM Grand. If you put her in an Avatar parody, she's likely to squirt so hard that a key grip gets decapitated.
I know that not all of you have unlimited money to spend on porn. That's why you should keep an eye on Tater's Twitter page. She often announces discounts and coupons on her content. It's usually a short-time offer, so you have to strike quickly.
On Halloween, she was running a discount on signed pictures. Wouldn't you like to nut directly on this bitches signature? It's the closest you'll ever get to receiving a handjob from her.
Tater Tiff is a hot blonde with a great rack and fuckable pussy. She keeps her Twitter stocked with sexy content for us all to enjoy. Keep an eye out for release notices, discounts, live streams, and dance shows. This cunt likes to stay as busy as she is busty.
My complaint about Tiff's Twitter is that it doesn't contain enough pure nudes. While I enjoy Tiff in a range of sexy outfits, naked is best.
Skip 'no nut November' and instead celebrate 'nut into a sock November.' It doesn't roll off the tongue as well, but it's a lot more fun.
