Much like any other social media service, Twitter has become inundated with porn. Porn is like a magical parasite worming its way into every facet of traditional life. I'm never more than a click or two away from seeing some whore from half a world away show me her naughty bits.
Charm < Tits
There are porn stars out there now that have more followers than most traditional celebs. It makes sense. The only weapon Emma Watson has to attract followers is her charm. Meanwhile, bitches like Mia Malkova are using tits and ass. Which do you think is a more potent force?
Before getting to my review of the Bang Bros Twitter account, I want to talk about one of the stars you'll find on Bang Bros, which also has many followers. In fact, she is the most followed porn star on Twitter. Do you have your guesses in? If you guessed Mia Khalifa, you're wrong. The number one spot goes to Sunny Leone.
Sunny Leone is a sexy Indian bomb shell raised in Canada and the US. She is built like a sex goddess and has genius-level cocksmithing skills.
Due to her worldly origins, Sunny has attracted fans from all over. She has even filmed Bollywood movies in India. I must say, for a former porn star, she has some acting chops. Generally, porn and regular acting skills rarely go hand in hand.
If you've never seen Sunny's naked body before, you're doing yourself a great disservice. I wish every cunt on the planet were built like this. Great tit size, tight body, picturesque puss, and a firm bubble butt. I couldn't have designed her better myself.
You'll see tons of cunts like Sunny on the Bang Bros Twitter account. I'm sure you motherfuckers are familiar with the greater Bang Bros website. It has been a leader in porn for many years now. There isn't a day that goes by where I don't make at least one visit.
Cumble Beginnings
Bang Bros was started back in 2000 by the enterprising and perverted Kristopher Hinson, who was a student at the University of Florida at the time. Of course, he was going to school in Florida. I'm pretty sure ninety percent of porn sites have their origin story in Florida. The school shouldn't even bother teaching anything but porn and football.
Well, we all know what the Bang Bros website likes to get up to, so how about the Twitter account? There are several types of posts that Bang Bros make, so let's take it in chronological order.
Never Work a Day in Your Life
The most recent post is a behind-the-scenes look at what being on a Bang Bros set looks like. It only takes watching a few seconds to get the sense this is a better gig than ninety-nine percent of people have access to.
Not only do these performers get to have sex as their job, but they also have fun while they do it. The energy on a Bang Bros set is light and joyous without forgetting they have a job to do. The people need porn, and they are there to provide.
Unlike the crew behind the counter of my local Taco Bell, the cats at Bang Bros seem to be having a good time. After shooting a successful scene, the ladies and gents are in high spirits. It's the joy created when you've finished a job well done, completed your work day, and busted a fat nut all at the same time.
The second most recent post is a look back into Bang Bros' past. Over the years, there have been so many imitators that you may have forgotten that Bang Bus was the first bus-themed porn series. The first episode was released in 1999, and they haven't looked back. Bang Bus continues to be one of the most popular porn series on the internet.
The video features a bunch of clips from the first few Bang Bus shots. I still recognize some of the clips. I've spilled more than y fair share of seed while watching this shit.
The third post features a model that recently joined the Bang Bros ranks. Her name is Mini Vampir, and she is ready to suck the cum from the neck of your shaft with reckless abandon.
My readers are perceptive. Based on her name, you've probably already guessed that this slut is a redhead. It could only be so. She has perfectly round and perky tits, along with a spankable ass. My favorite thing about her is that she radiates slut energy. I would be able to sense her from a couple of miles away.
Next, we have a simple alert to some new and trending content on the main Bang Bros website. The video stars the sexy Eastern European Alex Coal. She looks as if she was born to suck dick, shut up, and cook dinner like the good little sub whore she is.
Bang Bros fans seem to be big fans of Alex Coal in the comments. People are begging to be in the Bang van with her. I'll tell you from experience that being in the Bang van is like visiting heaven.
Get a Privacy Screen
Next up is one of my favorite recent posts that Bang Bros has made. A group of innocent baseball fans recently took video of a guy sitting in front of them watching porn on Bang Bros with no fucks given. He was making zero effort to hide what he was up to. I'm surprised he wasn't jerking his cock through his jeans pockets.
The clip isn't long because right when they zoom in on the porn watcher's phone, he turns and notices the attention. In case you were wondering, it was a fifty-five-year-old overweight white dude with a vacation tan—no word on if his wife and offspring were sitting next to him.
That brings us to another performer feature, this one centered around Nyny Lew. Nyny is a black porn actress with big naturals and a fine ass. Her skin tone is like dark hot chocolate, and her face describes her orgasmic pleasure to the T.
She does a little bit of everything in the porn world but has a particular knack for cock sucking. Her male co-stars complain about how hard it is not to cum when she is going to town.
The next few posts are all for new models and fresh content releases. One of my favorites on the list stars Chasing Crystal and Joey Nux. Crystal's tits are enormous and globular. They are damn near hypnotic. No wonder her stepdad couldn't resist getting a handful before shoving his cock down her throat.
Keely Rose is another redhead to make the cut and film with Bang Bros recently. She has a similar build to the last redhead, along with a beautiful and innocent face. There's no way she would let someone cover that cute face in hot tacky cum.
It's a Celebration
After that batch of regular programming, we come to a big announcement in the Bang Bros world. Their Twitter account has nearly reached five hundred thousand followers. That's a lot of motherfuckers for a porn site.
Bear in mind that most people would like a porn site with their primary account. Generally, folks don't want their grandma, ex-girlfriend, and current employer to know what they beat their meat too.
Bang Bros can only get follows from secondary accounts, people that give no shits, and associated businesses. Once again, as I said, that's a lot of motherfuckers.
In the post, they ask their readers to suggest ways to celebrate the milestone. People definitely have some exciting ideas. For example, Trent wants them to record a video with a Cuban girl. Have they not done that? If so, who cares about five hundred thousand subscribers? You need to get a Cuban bitch on the site, stat.
Another suggests giving out some premium memberships. That's easy for the site to pull off, and I'm sure people would love to win one. Let me know when entry starts, and I'll sign up for that contest immediately.
Willy thought it would be better if Bang Bros dropped some fresh merch. I don't know about you, but I love wearing porn website merch when I go grocery shopping, ride the bus, or visit my grandmother in the hospital.
Bang Bros runs a tight ship on their Twitter account. If you want to stay up to date on all of the latest Bang Bros happenings, this is the place to do it.
Bang Bros has crept ever closer to half a million subscribers, but there is still no word on how they will celebrate. Don't leave us hanging, Bang Bros!
