The things dudes needed to get themselves a proper fap-off session back in the day. They needed money, a set of big balls, and a way to get to that shady store across the town to buy a naughty magazine, not risking exposure. Then, dudes had to keep the pages a secret and make sure they didn't spray the fine paper with jizz. Then came DVDs. A similar scenario, with even more privacy issues. There was no shit like private browsing! Keep the DVD hidden somewhere and hope that the youngsters won't find it and think it's daddy's surprise Christmas present.
Nowadays, you have a website that pretty much works like online DVD shops. Meet straight.aebn.com/big-tits, one big category on an even bigger premium website. Yeah, the link is a fucking mess, but I want you to go straight to the big tits stash because that's what you came here for! I don't have time for your lies and excuses. You wanted tits! I am giving you tits! Continue reading!
Take it easy, fellas
First things first! This is gonna be one of those extensive, in-depth reviews, TPD-style, where you get to know all bits and tricks. Aebn.com dates back to 1999. The page design pretty much stayed the same (read its obsolete as fuck), but sometimes members get used to the layout, and webmasters don't want to risk changing anything. A shame, if you ask me! I know aebn.com like the back of my hand, and I know that it offers way more than it meets the eye.
The page brings regular updates, but I want to take a look inside the straight.aebn.com/big-tits stash. You know, sometimes, websites update only certain categories and leave the less appealing ones old and grubby for quite some time. The problem is that aebn.com's big boobs section doesn't reveal that sort of data. Nothing I can do but leave the updating schedule alone and leave you fuckers to revisit this page every day and see how things really are. Another serious issue with a website, and the saddest part is that I know that this page is way better than this. Work on that goddamn design and add some noteworthy info, for fuck's sake!
Looking like an online DVD shop
The site is clean. Free of ads and any other flashy shit. I thought that I would never say this, but straight.aebn.com/big-tits needs some flavor, even if it came in the form of an ad! Boring as fuck! I desperately need a big glass of absinth and a huge Cuban cigar to spice things up. Maybe, just maybe, when I get wasted enough, the dull-looking thumbnails will actually start moving!
Nothing I can do but click on the View More button and see the full Latest videos stash. It looks like straight.aebn.com/big-tits has over 11K movies in total. Time for some math! The site has been up and running for 23 years, right? That comes down to 276 months. The simple conclusion is that the big tits stash gets around 40 new videos each month. That is one or two videos each day. I dig that, but why make things so complicated? It's me, TPD, the man who works his ass off to discover all the ups and downs, but what would have happened if I was a chick. I would have given up the moment I saw the bling-free homepage!
You can combine filters
Yeah, great news! All you need to do is to find the show filters button. It's right there on the right side of the page, highlighted in blue. Again, aebn.com went with the unnecessary confusion. You know, not all dudes who come to this page are as talented and keen-witted as I! Don't touch the categories part because I want you to look into the big tits stash! I want you to focus on those nips and imagine putting that cocks of yours between those majestic tatas. Finally, straight.aebn.com/big-tits starts looking like a decent page.
The Stars filter wants me to choose one letter. Damn (taking another sip)! Ok, G! Hmmm, a couple of pages showing a full list of pornstars' names and tags, with the number written in brackets. Lots of zeros! You know what! I am tired of this shit! I told you how it works, and your job is to come up with the letter and the name of your interest. Moving on!
The situation is the same with studios. Some of the names I see that count a decent number of videos are Adult Content Deluxe Productions, 21 Sextury, Adam and Eve, and Bang. However, the list of the latest videos brings stuff from studios like Evil Angel, Dorcel, Nubile Films, and Brazzers.
Great picture quality reserved for paying members
I am still talking about the filters, which are great, btw. Only two options to choose from, but two dang good ones - HD and UHD. Around 5.3K movies are HD, and 600 movies are 4K. Hey, I told you that the whole stash counts around 11K videos, bringing me to a simple conclusion that the rest of the stash is SD. When it comes to the filtering tools, you can sort the big boobs shit by the director's name (who gives a fuck), release date, and by checking the Has trailers box in the list. At the time of this review, only 69 movies came with trailers.
Let's quit this filtering crap for a sec. Now, you are aware of the fact that you'll have to pay to unlock any of the videos inside straight.aebn.com/big-tits. You'll understand why I focus so much on the info that the page brings once I start discussing the prices. Namely, each video shows info like running time, video quality, release date, the name of the series, and the name of the director. Descriptions are fine, pretty detailed, meaning that you won't have to shoot in the dark. You'll know exactly what you are buying.
The list of pornstars is featured below each thumbnail, or better said, DVD cover, as well as the list of positions and the setting. The Mick Blue movie I randomly opened shows the chick getting banged, doggy-style, and standing, in a living room. It's one of my favorite brunettes, Charlotte Sins, and the video is 39 minutes long. As you can see, straight.aebn.com/big-tits doesn't settle for mediocre shit. The content mainly comes from renowned sources and features well-known hoes.
Own, rent, or buy minutes
I want you to focus now! Things are gonna get somewhat confusing. Your first option, which unlocks the whole site, requires you to buy minutes. The cheapest option is to spend $3.95 on 15 minutes, while the priciest one is buying one thousand minutes for $84.95. A total of seven offers referring to this buy minutes thing. The 15-minute ordeal can be seen as a trial option, and it's a good way to test the waters before spending a fortune.
To rent a single movie for 48 hours, either coming from straight.aebn.com/big-tits or some other category on the site, is $4.99. The stream for life option is $9.99, while the download + stream option is $24.99. Before you proceed with the payment, you'll have to sign up first by filling out a couple of required fields with info like username, password, and username.
Naturally, you'll want to make the right decision, whether you buy minutes or go with a single movie. To overcome this fuck-up, I suggest you come back to the straight.aebn.com/big-tits homepage and check out sections like trending and most watched. Yeah, you'll have to sign-up first and check out the videos in detail later, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. It's not rocket science! You'll find something to spend your mama's money on!
That's about it
Straight.aebn.com/big-tits offers quite a lot. Good studios, hot porn, and stunning pornstars. The picture quality is either great or fine, and the running time is expected. Nothing wow about the selection, to be honest, but the layout is to blame. If things were more appealing visually, the thumbnails might have popped out a bit more. I can't emphasize the importance of a good page design enough!
All big-boobs worshippers who don't mind spending some greens on top-notch content are gonna love straight.aebn.com/big-tits, mainly because of the collection's size and a shitload of advanced filtering tools. Are you dickheads gonna love it? I don't know, and I don't give a damn! All I know is that you're awarded all the necessary knowledge to enjoy this place! Everything else is up to you! Adios!
