When I first heard of AdultKama, my first thought was, “Isn’t kama kind of an adults-only thing to begin with?” I’d only really been familiar with the term in relation to the Kama Sutra, that ancient Hindu text about banging your lover in all kinds of elaborate and acrobatic positions. Turns out, kama’s actually more of a general concept of pleasure, enjoyment and desire, but don’t worry: this next platform aims to help you score some kama of a distinctly grown-up variety.
It’s a cool title, hinting at the kind of fun inside, though I bet some of you are still wondering exactly what kind of smut they’re peddling. Well, AdultKama.co.uk ain’t another free sex tube or porno paysite to add to the stack, but a directory of escorts and erotic masseuses in the UK. The domain’s been around for a few years, but the traffic has really been spiking in recent months. Visitor numbers don’t matter that much on a video platform, but those digits are absolutely vital to a healthy escort site. Let’s see how they translate into a selection of women, shall we?
Where to Find Kama on Tap in the UK
I’ll go ahead and start with the best news: AdultKama is, indeed,
crawling with hundreds of active providers around the United Kingdon. The front page hits you immediately with photos from the latest ads and featured escorts, and what a fine selection it is. Most of the girls out on front are working out of London, with a stray cutie offering Swedish massages in West Yorkshire.
Women have the option to list their ads in the Escort or Massage sections of the website, though you’ll see a mix of the two when you first land. As you might imagine, there’s a lot of overlap. I mean, sure, I’d rather have the kinks worked out of my back by a babe in lingerie, but I’m not sure how that domme with the whip is going to make my neck feel any better. Maybe I’ll have to find out later…
It's kind of a weird setup, actually, because most of you are going to want to search both the Escort and Massage aisles to find the girl of your dreams, or just your date for the evening. In either case, you’ll make your way to the appropriate section, and then click or enter your location. As I type this up, they’ve got around 120 escorts listed in London, but only about 20 half-naked chicks doing massages. It’s a minor detail, but it would just be a little easier to see all the local providers in one place.
I like that you can enter a train station into the search bar in addition to the usual standards like postcodes and cities. They don’t have a distance filter, though, which would be helpful for dialing in how far you’re willing to travel for a little action this weekend. Birmingham to Edinburgh might be a hike, but I’d say it’s worth it if the girl’s hot enough. That said, most of the escorts listed on AdultKama.co.uk right now are in London, with a handful scattered around Manchester, too.
Window Shopping for a Beautiful Woman
The selection of providers at AdultKama is nice, but it’s not so sprawling that it’d be a chore to flick through the whole stack when you’re feeling the urge. That said,
they do have a nice set of search filters for finding your perfect lady of the night. The age filter would work better with ranges instead of individual numbers, but hey, you do have your choice of nine genders and eight different sexual orientations. There are dropdown menus for ethnicity, nationality, and languages, and some checkboxes to find ads with photos or videos, girls who do in-calls or out-calls, ones working independently or with agencies, and those who are new or verified.
You can even select the ideal rate you’d like to pay for tonight’s festivities, which I think is one of most important factors, especially for those on a budget. My biggest complaint is that the “Provides” menu keeps it pretty clean. You can search for women offering phone sex or webcam shows, stress relief, stripteases or tantric massage, but sex acts are only really hinted at with vague terms like fantasy play.
That means you can’t filter for escorts doing foot fetish play or just giving regular old-fashioned blowjobs. The Adult Kama search bar is only for locations, so it’s useless for typing your kink into. Unlike a lot of other sites, the escorts don’t get into specific, explicit detail about the nasty things they’re willing to do for some cash. All the ads just dance around the services you came looking for, so you’ll have to work the details out with your date.
While the text may not be explicit, AdultKama does come through in another way. Escorts can post nudie pics and even videos, giving you a peek at what could be yours for the evening. I didn’t find any full-on fucking like you do on some American sites, but I did see plenty of naked boobies and a whole lot of flesh.
AdultKama.co.uk has verified ads, which should take some of the risk out of this inherently risky hobby of ours. I do wish they explained what their verification process was, though. I also ran into an issue with the Verified filter, which was delivering zero results when I’d already seen verified chicks on the menu. If it’s still broken when you visit, just look for the little badge in the corner of the thumbnail.
Practicing Kama Sutra with Adult Kama
One of the verified escorts I found today at Adult Kama was a 20-year-old bisexual beauty named Karlina. As with the other ads on the site, her ad is pretty vague about what exactly she’s offering, but she does “provide a service for both men and women.” She lists Companionship, Fantasy Play and Massage among her pleasures, with in-call rates starting at a couple hundred pounds for an hour.
And oh my god, Karlina’s photo spread is mouthwatering, so hot I bet some of you cheapskates go rub out a freebie. She’s got ass shots, schoolgirl skirts and French maid outfits, plus some scary-ass black boots she might be willing to walk all over you with. There’s no registration required to view contact info, and you can even message escorts straight from the website, so I’m thinking I just might hit her up after I finish writing this.
Everything looks good, but there is something missing. There’s a reason you’re reading this review here at ThePornDude, and it’s the same reason anybody reads any review before spending any money. A lot of the better escort directories have started rolling in customer review sections in recent years, but AdultKama is still a bit behind the times in this respect. I’d love to hear what other johns had to say about Karlina, but that just ain’t an option here today.
In some cases, the ads at Adult Kama have a link to the agency website if an escort is working with one. Karlina’s working with Sparkle Escorts, and they actually do have a review section. She just doesn’t have any reviews yet, so maybe I’ll be the first. If Adult Kama ever builds a review section, I can come back and share my thoughts.
As much as I’d like to see reviews, it’s certainly not a dealbreaker. In fact, it’s pretty much business as usual for the oldest profession in the world. As you’ve probably figured out by now, there’s a certain amount of due diligence required on your own part to navigate the world of high-class escorts. Platforms like AdultKama make the whole process a hell of a lot easier, but you’ll still have to do some feeling around for yourself. Be smart and be safe, my horny friends.
AdultKama.co.uk ain’t perfect, but it’s worth a look if you’re in the UK, want some sexy company, and don’t mind paying for it. The pickings are best around London as of this writing, but as the site’s traffic continues to pick up, I expect to see more providers from around the UK signing up and posting ads. It’s free to browse, no registration required, so it couldn’t hurt to see who’s working in your area.
