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Yes, Sexy Pattycake is the whole reason I'm in the mood for some cake. Of course, I don't mean that literally, you didn't think I meant actual cake did you? In this case, when I say cake, I obviously mean a Sexy Pattycake! The cake I'm craving isn't just the model herself but also that fat ass cake on her behind which I'll tell you about really soon. Or maybe it's both cakes because this model always has me in the mood for something sweet and savory. Sexy Pattycake’s real name is Patricia Von Schwartz. While her name may beg to differ, she is actually an American model, and no surprise, she's Caucasian, a fine ass and blonde Caucasian beauty. I love the whole Pattycake name so I'm just going to stick with that for the rest of this bio. Anyways, let's get cracking!
Early Beginnings
Pattycake was born on the 12th of August, 1982 in Michigan, United States. That means she's currently in her early 40s which should tell you how much experience she has getting nasty. Because she grew up in the '90s, there's no record of anything on her high school and college education, that is if she attended any. The names of her parents and siblings also remain unknown as she has never revealed that aspect of herself. What I do know is that she began her adult entertainment career at 18 years old.
Pattycake has been entertaining cocks all over the globe for over 20 years. She started her career as an adult model in 2001 and has not taken any significant breaks since then. She's not the biggest social media girl you'll find and isn't as out there as most models, maybe because she's a little older but what she has going for her is her experience in the business. Pattycake has a website where you'll find the best of her content but only recently, she opened an OnlyFans account to move with the times.
Behind the Sheets
There are two sides to Pattycakes' appearance. She's grown from a petite blonde teen to a very curvy and shapely woman. The only things that have remained the same are her sleek blonde hair, beautiful skin, and the fact that she's still less than 5ft tall. Every other quality is either more curvy or wider, especially her ass cake which has gone from slim and tender to wide, bubbly and very bouncy. Pattycake's body is gorgeous. Her whole shape is alluring. She has busty tits, a very nice-looking ass, constantly juicy pussy and all of that comes on a pretty face.
Her body is all-natural. She's never had any enhancement done and hasn't ever needed to. She's one of those models that look better with age, easily transitioning from your teen girl fetish to that busty step mum you want to bend over and stroke with your throbbing hard cock. At this very moment, Pattycake's body is phenomenal. It's raw, natural, and without any doubt, extremely sexy. Her major asset is her ass. I know I keep going back to it but seeing it would make you understand just how fat that cake is.
Explicit Experience
In the sac, Pattycake is as freaky as it gets. Looking to empty your balls? Pattycake is your answer. One of the most exciting things about her is how she looks so innocent like she'll have no idea what to do in front of a camera but when she sees that camera, she runs wild. She's only just opened an OnlyFans account for her fans to have a more immersive experience with her content but she's always had a website where you perverts would get basically everything she's ever been in. From what I can tell, Pattycake hasn't worked with any big studios or websites, it's always been her and her camera against the damn world.
She's more active on OnlyFans now although she still uploads new content on her website. I'll help you break it down. On her OnlyFans page is @sexypattycake. It's filled with cock teasing pictures and videos your horny cocks would adore. Pattycake does more lewd content than actual nude and here's the reason why. According to her bio, “It makes me wet! Like really REALLY wet. Like can't think about anything else until I touch myself, my eyes roll back in my head, and I need to change my panties kinda wet. It's pretty much an obsession”. Just from that description, you already know she's down for very nasty business.
Her content is mostly teasing videos of her either touching herself or draining a cock. Either way, you'll feel extremely stimulated and wouldn't be able to resist grabbing your cock. Her OnlyFans page is totally free. You'll get to have access to her for free on the page where she's mostly active. She's all about good vibes and having an enjoyable time so should you subscribe, you're allowed to be sexually free but you should know your limits. She does PPV content which means you can request custom-made videos that would be delivered to you at a price. She also has other surprises in store too.
On her website, you get the mother load of Pattycake’s content. Her website is named after her and she updates it with new content every week. There are thousands of photosets, hours of videos, active membership forums, custom-made videos at a price, and discounts if you're lucky. Her website requires a subscription and is the best place to enjoy Pattycake to the maximum. The website has been made easy for you freaks to navigate through without any hassle. There are categories, kinks, and even a webcam feature for you to choose from. Her webcam is where she's the wildest.
Personal Life
Pattycake is a slightly dorky Midwestern girl. She has been modeling since she was 15 and took things to the next level when she was 18. She's always been the kind of girl who loves showing off herself and her assets while getting paid for it. She has an open and quirky personality and loves dressing up in coloury or Halloween costumes that make her seem like a freak which she sometimes blends into her content. Her hobbies are singing, dancing, gymnastics, cooking and swimming. She's a fan of sitcoms and reality shows like Big Bang Theory, Glee, and American Idol. Her favorite food is pancakes and her favorite drink is Jones bubble gum. She loves freaky scary movies, her favorites are ZombieLand and Easy A.
Social Media
Pattycake has been on social media for a while but her following and engagement aren't as much as you'll expect from such a model. On X, her page @SexyPattycake has 22.9 thousand followers. She constantly uploads OnlyFans promotions and updates on her new content.
Every once in a while, you'll also find short clips mostly BTS videos you can rub a quick one out to.
On Instagram, @pgpattycake has just over 8 thousand followers. She loves showing her dorky side with posts of her in holiday costumes just being herself or showing off cock hardening parts of her body. It's not very different from what she uploads on her TikTok @thesexypattycake which has almost 10 thousand followers and just over 68 thousand likes at the moment. At about the time she opened her OnlyFans account, she also opened a YouTube channel @PieceOfpattycake which currently has less than 5 hundred subscribers and 42 videos.
Conclusion
Over 20 years in the business? You already know Pattycake is a professional cock drainer! That's all you wankers need to know about her.
