DSLAF "leaked" OnlyFans porn & nudes? Nope. What’s up, you beautiful degenerate! Let me ask you something… When you woke up today, did you imagine you’d be signing up to a guy’s OnlyFans page? You know that's a thing, right? Dudes have OnlyFans too! Did you forget that gay people exist!?
Gay guys love to jerk off too, you know! They just do it a lot less… Why? Because it’s WAY easier to find someone to fuck! Most guys are always down to fuck at just about any time. There are literally apps that let you know where the nearest guy who’s ready to fuck is…
Don’t get the wrong idea though! That’s not what we’re talking about today! Haha! There’s plenty of time to talk about the gay side of OnlyFans! With SO many girls signing up every day though… I don’t know when (If ever!) we’ll ever get to it.
No, my friend… The OnlyFans page that I’m talking about today is run by a dude who’s as heterosexual as it gets! That’s right! By the end of this blog, you might be jerking your cock to a straight guy’s OnlyFans page! Haha!
Let me explain… See… Girls weren’t the only ones who figured out that they could cut out the middle-man in the porn world. It’s a big deal to be able to fuck who you want whenever the fuck you want. And the only people you rely on to pay you are the people who follow you.
That means, as long as you keep uploading content, there’s gonna be someone ready to jerk off to it. Supply and demand my friend!
But what if you’re a guy who wants to fuck girls? Who’s gonna want to pay to see YOUR cock!? This brings up one of the true but bitter parts of life. In the words of Chris Rock, Pussy costs money. Dick is for free! You’ll have a pretty hard time getting anyone to pay to see your lonely little penis!
That is unless… Your penis is fucking exceptional! You know… The kinda penis that even a straight guy would charge money to see! Don’t act like you’ve never been interested in the fabled arm-sized cocks! Everyone’s wanted to see one at least once! Haha!
You probably wouldn’t pay to see something like that… But I know you’d pay to see the sloppiest slut treat a giant cock like it was a tasty snorkel! Just imagine having a cock so big that girls would line up to suck it for YOUR OnlyFans account?! You’re living every guy’s dream!
And that’s who we’ll be talking about today! While every guy has, at one point, dreamed about being a pornstar, DSLAF aka Mistadslaf has somehow gone a step further! With his ebony behemoth, Mistadslaf has collected some of the sloppiest cock suckers in the world to guzzle his cock for content.
Just let that sink in for a second… This guy has gotten some of the BEST cock suckers I’ve seen in my fucking life… To help HIM make content! Why don’t you think about that while you’re paying $20 to jerk off to your favorite e-thot? Haha!
And I’m not talking about the kind of girl who just loves sucking cock. After watching any of his videos, you’d think these girls dedicated their fucking life to sucking cock. Just in case you didn’t know what DSLAF stood for, it’s Dick Sucking Lips and Facials/.
And in this case, DSL doesn’t just mean lips that happen to suck a lot of cock. These girls have gone out of their way to get plastic surgery on their lips so that they can suck cock at a fucking competitive level.
That’s right, my friend! If you ever wondered why those LA bimbos loved getting those duck lips so much, now you know! If you ever have lips like those around your cock, you’ll never fucking forget it! In fact… It’s actually an entire porn genre!
Guys love the look of a pair of lips dedicated to sucking cock doing their thing! So… To have an entire OnlyFans page dedicated to JUST that is crazy! I mean, talk about a gap in the fucking market!
This guy’s cock is so fucking epic, he opened up an OnlyFans account dedicated to an entire fucking genre! Haha! But it’s not like you’ll be jerking off to this guy’s cock… What you’ll be enjoying is how these girls go to work on him! Every video is like a work of art!
I don’t know where this Mistadslaf is finding these girls. But he’s somehow managed to get the hottest, sloppiest, ghetto sluts to make some of the hottest content I’ve seen on OnlyFans.
These videos will have you cumming so hard, you’ll forget that you’re subscribed to a fucking guy!
DSLAF OnlyFans First Look
For now… Let’s just not think about that! Haha! Unlike all the other OnlyFans models you enjoy, you won’t get a hot banner and profile picture to tease you before you start browsing. It’s just a profile picture of the brand icon…
Once you scroll down though… You’re getting STRAIGHT into the action… This channel does not fuck around. It knows why you’re here… DSLAF isn’t gonna bullshit you by hiring its cousin to reply to your DMs! Haha!
You’ll get 500 videos of some of the BEST blowjobs on OnlyFans. Period. That’s it. No promos. No check-ins. DSLAF doesn’t even reply to your DMs, haha! Mistadslaf knows you’re there for one reason and one reason only.
There isn’t even a description in the bio! You’ll only find a link to buy the same videos on clips4sale.com! This guy is literally using his cock for nothing but business! Haha! Mistadslaf has a lot more of a personality on X/Twitter.
Unless you really want to own those videos, you’ll be able to enjoy all of that content for $11 a month. That’s about half of what you’ll get from your favorite e-girl. You’ll also get to enjoy more than one girl! This guy has a fucking harem of Olympic-level dedicated dick suckers!
If I had to guess, he’s offering those girls a cut from his content. I mean… I don’t care how great your cock is… No one’s sucking your cock just so YOU can get paid! Haha!
DSLAF OnlyFans Content
DSLAF is pretty liberal with the content. If you wanna see just what kind of heat Mistdslaf is packing, you can go over to his Twitter page. There, you’ll find snippets of all the videos on his OnlyFans page.
It’s not enough to really enjoy though… Unless you can jerk off to half a minute of a giant cock in someone’s mouth. (You’d be surprised with how many people can! Haha!) Scrolling through the DSLAF Twitter page will have you reaching for your cock before you know what’s happening.
For the rest of the year, I’m gonna be wondering just where the fuck this guy is finding all of these girls… I’m not kidding. Their head game is out of this fucking world! It’s like they trained their entire life just to give unforgettable head!
Some of these girls aren’t even credited in the video… I’m guessing it was just a one-off thing for them. Whatever it is, DSLAF must either be offering an insane amount of money to “collab” with him, or his cock is just magic! I think it’s a bit of both.
There are a few recurring girls in the DSLAF collection… Bianca, Bunny Redd, Jamaican Lipz… But there was one that really stood out: Dominican Lipz. Now, I’ve never seen her face… In every video featuring her, she’s wearing a gimp mask.
But I will NEVER forget the way she attacks that cock. This girl sucks cock like she’s not even human! Dominican Lipz gives the sloppiest, most desperate blowjobs I’ve ever seen… But somehow they’re equally satisfying. It’s like listening to fucking ASMR.
I’ve seen a lot of girls master the art of cock sucking… But this is a whole other level! Imagine having a girl like this suck your cock for content. This Mistadslaf guy is living the fucking life!
What I Like
I’m pretty impressed with the variety of girls featured on the DSLAF OnlyFans page. You’d think there’d just be one or two girls… Like I said before, this guy has a fucking HAREM of expert cock suckers with lips dedicated to the craft.
For just $11, you’ll have access to [LITERALLY] some of the best blowjob videos you’ll ever see in your fucking life.
What I Didn’t Like
There’s not a lot to
not like here. The only problem with a channel like this is the reality that… You
will be subscribing to another guy’s OnlyFans account! Haha! If you can get over that, I’m sure you’ll have a great time!
Is it Worth the Price?
Yes! I’d say so… I mean these girls are fucking demons! I’ve seen A LOT of girls give blowjobs… It’s rare to come across girls with this kind of head game. There are hundreds of videos for you to enjoy for one monthly cost.
I say it’s a pretty good deal!
Conclusion
DSLAF’s OnlyFans page is a collection of the craziest, sloppiest, ghetto hoes giving blowjobs that’ll blow your fucking mind! For just $11, you’ll have access to some of THE BEST blowjob videos on the fucking internet… You’ll just have to get over the fact that you’re subscribed to another dude! Haha! Have fun!
