Before you enter Amateur Euro, their Adults-Only warning page greets you: “Welcome to the Best Amateur Porn Site in the World!” It’s the kind of bold claim that I frankly expect from every amateur porn site on the internet, the boisterous brags of the hype man or carnival barker. Then again, most DIY smut peddlers can’t claim a big stack of Venus and XBIZ Awards dating from 2017 to the very latest ceremonies. Their most recent was the 2023 XBIZ for Paysite of the Year, which is a pretty high honor on an internet so fully saturated in naked ladies.
Honestly, though? Those laurel leaves don’t tell me half as much as the pornography quality detector I keep in my pants. That’s why I figured today would be a great day to bust it out, lube it up and see how AmateurEuro.com makes it throb. They’ve been hawking premium amateur content since 2015, but you’ll be forgiven if you’re showing up late to the party. I’m a sucker for a dirty movie, homebrew or otherwise, so let’s dig in and see who’s fucking who around here.
What’s So Amateur About AmateurEuro?
“Amateur” is kind of a loaded term in this business, ain’t it? In any other context, it’s got an obvious meaning, whether we’re talking amateur football players, amateur bakers or amateur gamers. Amateur porn can mean a handful of different things. For example, search any free tube for “amateur” and you’ll get an endless array of shaky, 30-second iPhone blowjob scenes and POV doggystyle humping.
At the other end of the spectrum, my own PornDudeCasting can be considered an amateur porn site, even though I’m smashing babes as famous as Gianna Dior, Gia Derza and Willow Ryder. AmateurEuro is a lot closer to my brand of porno than the truly homemade stuff. While the production values are noticeably lower than the big-name joints like Brazzers, they’re at least a few steps up from your weird swinger uncle’s homemade stag films.
The casting is another element that puts AmateurEuro.com into the amateur category. I consider myself a pretty knowledgeable pornography scholar, but I don’t recognize any of these babes. They’re working with a selection of legit amateur Euro babes next door. They ain’t always as picture perfect as the major American starlets with their Hollywood good looks, but the realism is part of the appeal, and my dick started twitching just looking at the picture menu of women.
There are a ton of MILFs and cougars on the roster, and even some straight-up GILFs. I’d say older chicks make up the bulk of the cast, though you’ll find a fair number of younger chicks mixed in, too. It’s a Euro site, so it’s mostly white chicks, but there’s a rare smatter of Asians and exotic women. Those of you who appreciate a little more cushion for the pushin’ will feel right at home, as there are thick chicks galore.
Some of these babes even qualify for BBW status, as evidenced by the trailer for the most recent Amateur Euro movie, added today. They’ll let you watch a bunch of free video previews, and I know some of you cheapskates are going to get off for free. The sneak peek of BBW Sucks Her Stepson’s Cock and Gets Fucked Hard is only 30 seconds, but it was more than enough time to get me raging hard and eager for more.
Fresh Amateur Euro Porn Daily
If you’re like me, the freebies are going to feel awfully short. At some point, I needed to watch a whole-ass fuck session. Memberships to AmateurEuro.com are the industry standard thirty bones a month you’d pay almost anywhere else. Sometimes you get a cheaper rate on the Euro sites, but not in this case. The yearly rate does break down to about ten bucks a month, though, which is solid.
While AmateurEuro doesn’t offer the bargain rates of some euro porn sites, they do offer a rare and generous commodity that I fucking love seeing: new movies are added every fucking day! My golden standard for any paysite is just one fresh drop per week, and these guys are offering seven times as much. How’s that for a steal?
Some sites with daily updates skimp on the runtimes, but these usually clock in at around half an hour or more. The collection is fat, too, with around 600 movies as of this writing. If I’m doing my math right, that should be nearly two solid weeks of porno when you add it all up together. Got any plans?
AmateurEuro offers downloads, but there is one small catch. Downloads are capped at 25 per month, which means the hardcore collectors can’t just subscribe for a month and save the whole stash. It should, however, be enough for the casual masturbator who only saves their very favorite flicks for later.
A Sexy Lesson from a Schoolteacher
One of the pitfalls of amateur porn is that you don’t always get the same kind of perverted variety you find in mainstream professional porno. Let’s face it, the average chick just isn’t the same type of sexual athlete you see in dirty movies, which accounts for the discrepancy. AmateurEuro.com is amateur, sure, but it’s professional enough for the good stuff.
What I’m saying is that there’s a great variety of fucking and sucking going on. You get the usual blowjob and dick rides, but you also get threesomes, ass eating, lesbians, butt stuffing, and a whole lot more. The full Tags index is a smorgasbord of filth, from deepthroating and face fucking, to footjobs and grannies, to double anal and blacks on blondes. They’ve even got a couple scenes doing piledriver, which is one of my specialties on the PornDudeCasting couch.
There’s a nice variety of scenarios, too. Amateur porn is often simple hookups with no backstory, but these guys get into a lot of the standards like cheating housewives, stepfamily roleplaying, and grannies next door. Well, I guess that last one ain’t quite standard on every paysite, but you get the picture!
It all presents something of a dilemma for a professional masturbator like myself: where do I begin my official fap test? Should I continue that BBW flick I started earlier, the big-titty blonde masturbation scene added yesterday, the MFF group scene from the day before, or something else entirely?
Ultimately, I couldn’t resist a different fat-chick scene added to AmateurEuro just a few days ago: Busty Sex Hungry Schoolteacher Seduces Her Young Pupil. Running nearly 40 minutes long, it opens with a pretty typical porno setup. Our hero is reading from a schoolbook as the teacher with the big tatas sits by his side, tapping the page with her red pen.
She flashes her tits and the duo start kissing. It’s actually a pretty long makeout session, as the tits don’t fully come out for another five minutes or so. It’s a worthwhile reveal if you appreciate big naturals on a mature BBW next door. You can tell the big mama gets into the action as eagerly as the dude, who goes to town with those giant jugs in his face. I won’t lie, I was a little jealous!
It's hot a scene, and it really lives up to the title of Amateur Euro. The camerawork, set and lighting look professional enough, and the sex is sexier than your average Tinder hookup, but both participants seem like normal-ass people. Well, normal-ass people who can fuck at least a little better than your parents, anyway. All in all, it’s a fucking hot scene, and easily worth one of my 25 monthly downloads.
I think the truly amateur cast of AmateurEuro.com is going to be the site’s biggest draw for most masturbators. The whole show feels very much like getting a peek into a random, sexy stranger’s bedroom, without the clunky angles, low resolution and short runtimes you get with homemade porno. This is polished amateur smut done very right, and offering a fucking solid bang for your buck as far as content volume. The previews are short but offer a taste of what’s inside, so I recommend starting there.
