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Burgers, Ball Throwing, and Blow Jobs
I often find myself thinking that the only thing missing from my sexual experiences is chilling my boys. Blow jobs are the fucking shit, but they would be even better if provided while I was watching the football game with my bros.
Of course, I'm sure my friends aren't just going to sit around with their dicks in their hands while I get my wang sucked off, so eventually, we'll all be getting some action from the slut. Mi casa es su casa. It takes a village. All I need is a little help from my friends. Building castles in the sky.
I understand that gang bangs aren't for all cummers. It takes a particular constitution to keep boning while your bros are only a few feet away. It requires focus, reflection, and a dick hard as nails.
I'm going to be honest with you. As an alpha male, I've been involved in more than a few gang bangs over my life, and I can tell you that the fragrance can be an issue for some men. It's not the bitches you have to be concerned about. It's your sweaty friends who don't wipe properly. Not to say that a bitches asshole can't stink also.
That's what's great about Gang Bang Cream Pie. When you watch gang bang porn, you don't have to worry about anyone's stink but your own, which is already quite potent. Not that you fuckers could easily join a gang bang even if the smell didn't bother you. If you want in on the orgy action, you'll have to sneak in.
Eye Contact
Some guys might say it's gay to have sex with other dudes in the room, but it's only gay under one circumstance: you can't look your boy in the eye when he busts a nut. Once you see the vinegar strokes on his face, avert your gaze and focus on the task at hand. If you watch your boy's O-face, it's all you'll be able to think about the next time you guys chill.
Gang banging is one of those porn categories that many men prefer to watch instead of take part in. By that, I mean many guys don't want to take part in a gang bang as much as they want to watch some bitches be destroyed by one on video. I totally get it, but I prefer to get in on the action.
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There is one aspect of the gang bang I refuse to participate in. I'm not double penetrating a bitch with one of my friends, or anyone else for that matter. DP brings my wang far too close to another wang. The only material dividing the pussy and bussy is a single thin sheet of connective tissue. I might as well be docking with the guy's dick tip.
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Table Games
While I won't double penetrate a whore, I'll Eiffel Tower the fuck out of a slut anytime they ask. I've actually played a rousing round of poker on a bitches back while double-teaming her with a pal of mine. It made for a wonderful night with friends.
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When I can, I do my best to suggest ways in which you guys could get laid. It's by far the most difficult aspect of my job. Even aging retarded paralyzed ugly bitches don't want to touch your member. It's a damn shame for you fucks. Unfortunately, I can't do anything about your pre-existing unfuckability condition. Still, I can try to find workarounds.
What Ever it Takes
Over the years, I've made a fuck ton of suggestions, including fucking old ugly retarded bitches. To quote Wayne Gretsky, "You miss every shot you don't take." Today, my advice is to get involved with orgies. Fuck your sense of smell. If you want to feel the tender touch of pussy lips on your hog, you need to stop being so sensitive.
I suggest that you fuckers work on a principle I call "gash by the Dozen." I always wait for at least a dozen bitches to be in the room before I reveal my man meat. If I pull it out too early, sluts will hop on right away, even if I try to stop them. Bitches are tenacious around my penis. They can smell it from miles away. It's like a shark smelling blood in the water, except instead of water, it's air, and instead of blood, it's cum.
I'm aware that your rod and tackle doesn't attract a group of fans like mine, but that's ok. Let someone else draw the bitches to the gang bang. Your job is to seamlessly blend into the crowd and pick off any weak prey from the bunch.
You have to think like an alpha predator in the ocean. Despite how mighty and deadly sharks and orcas are, they don't seek out big strong prey. Instead, they look for the ill, injured, and infirmed. It's a much safer bet.
All the ladies in the gang bang will be infatuated with the alphas in the room, but alphas don't fuck ugly cunts. All the eights, nines, and tens will be too busy gagging on real dick to notice you slither into the room like a slug. What you're looking for are the stragglers. The bitches are all horny and wet but aren't hot enough to garner the attention of alpha males.
It still won't be easy, but if you start your training on Gang Bang Cream Pie today, in a few months, you could be hammering gang bang puss once a week.
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