So, what’s the first kind of shit that comes to mind whenever you think about the United Kingdom? Perhaps it's all of the mainstream stuff like Big Ben, tower bridge, and shitty fucking weather. Or maybe you've always dreamed of visiting the UK to sample some of their mid-tier food like beans on toast. Better yet, maybe you've always wanted to try some good ol’ English pussy?
But when it comes to British women, it's fair to say that there have been a few unfair stereotypes churned out by those outside of the UK (looking at you, French people!) Trust me, I've heard it all. Some people even go as far as to say that it was terrible food, shit weather, and rough women who turned the men of Britain into the best seamen the world has ever seen.
Well, I’m here to tell you that it couldn't be farther from the truth. You see, I’m a well-traveled porn fanatic, and I've been to the wonderful lands of the UK more times than I can count. Whenever I fly out of Heathrow Airport, it's safe to say that it's not the smell of sausage and mash clinging to my clothes; it's the sweet sense of raw British pussy. Man, these chicks can sure as hell ride!
But if you're one of the many people who are eager to see what kind of Filth British pussy can throw your way, I have a little secret to tell you. These days, you don't have to visit the British Isles in person to experience the magic that can erupt from between the local women's legs because there are plenty of them letting you do so from the comfort of your own bedroom via the likes of platforms like only fans. And one of them is called Onlyfans.com/itssofiabae/!
What is Onlyfans.com/itssofiabae/?
Onlyfans.com/itssofiabae/ Is it only fans account run by a cute British chick called Sophia. 20 years old and rocking a strong English girl next door kind of vibe, Sophia might not look like your classic kind of British slut when you first meet her, but anybody who has experienced her sex drive being unleashed will tell you that here initial sweet looking appearance can be pretty damn deceiving.
Now, at the time of writing this review, Onlyfans.com/itssofiabae/ was free to subscribe to, and the mere push of the button gets you access to over 240+ pieces of Media she's posted over the last few months. However, for those willing to cough up a little bit of extra cash, she does offer what she calls a ‘’particularly naughty VIP experience’’ which gets you everything from rapid-fire replies when you're sexting her to more hardcore pitches and videos from deeper within her slutty archives.
What’s the Content Like on Onlyfans.com/itssofiabae/?
There are few things better than a free OnlyFans account that can give you wank-worthy content without asking you to spend a dime, right? Next, I'm keen to see whether Sophia can bring precisely that as I take you on a sticky journey deep into her OnlyFans archives!
1. Where Are You Gonna Dump That Load, Babe? - Alright, let’s begin with this topless teaser photo Sofia uploaded recently. On her knees in a bathtub and rocking a pretty damn alluring tan line where she's been sunbathing in a bikini, we see Sophia showing off her pixelated milkers and cupping them to make them look even bigger. While her all-natural titties might be pixelated, her face isn't, and you get to see her naughty tongue hanging out along with one of the most perverted expressions in this chick’s slutty eyes I've ever seen. It's the kind of snap that throws a porn dilemma your way, and it's one of not knowing which of her hyper-sexualized assets to spunk a fat load of cum over first!
2. Sofia Has Been Shopping at Anne Summers Again! - Like most men, I can't think of anything worse than spending hours on end at the mall with a chick while she's shopping. However, I think I could make an exception for Sofia! You see, this horny blonde British chick doesn't tend to shop in the generic stores that you might be used to. Instead, she likes to browse the latest lingerie and places like Anne Summers. In this short selfie video that she posted on her OnlyFans, we see her wearing one of the hottest porn-pink lingerie sets around, and it frames her thick and breedable British body beautifully, not to mention pushing those majestic milkers out in a way that makes your cock tingle!
3. Do You Wanna Unbox My New Sex Toy With Me? - Sofia strikes me as the kind of blonde British chick who adores spreading her legs and letting a guy go to town on her throbbing clit through an oral session that lasts all night long. However, when she has burned her lover's tongue out and given him lockjaw, she tends to look elsewhere to satisfy her oral needs. In this unboxing video, we see Sofia tearing the packaging off of her later sex toy that has just arrived in the post. It's a weird ass toy that combines a vibrating rose with a prosthetic tongue, and it allows her to get as much clit licking action as her dripping-wet pussy desires. I've never been that into unboxing videos, but I'll make an exception for this one!
Design of the Account
You might think that a free subscription is enough to lure a tonne of people into an OnlyFans account, but it also needs to rock the kind of design that makes it equally impossible to resist. So, let's look at what kind of design Onlyfans.com/itssofiabae/ is rocking!
The cover photo that Sofia kicks her account off with is kind of meh. It's a selfie that Sophia has taken of herself lying in bed while wearing a gorgeous black Tommy Hilfiger bikini that wraps around her thick curves. I mean, it's all right, but it's a little dark and feels very amateurish.
Things get better with the profile picture, though. Rocking much better lighting than the cover photo, we see the blonde Sofia taking a selfie in her bedroom mirror while wearing a pussy-pink lingerie set, the panties of which are being chewed up by her beefy hips combined with a bra that struggles to keep her massive milkers at bay.
The profile bio of Sofia’s account is pretty short and basically introduces herself as ‘’A cute British 20-year-old with a naughty side.’’ She does elaborate on what she is all about and what you can expect from her account, but it's in the pinned post you'll find after clicking on the subscribe button.
What I Like Most About it
First, Sofia is undeniably a proper English girl next door. Judging from her accent, she hails from somewhere in Northern England and is probably the kind of chick whom countless people who either live or have visited the UK can relate to and have seen on a daily basis. The difference with Sophia, though, is you get to see what goes on behind her bedroom door. Nice!
Then there’s that body. Fuck me! Sophia is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal and has some of the finest milkers this side of the Thames. She's the dictionary definition of breedable, and I know I'm one of thousands of dudes who would want to paint her pretty pink pussy with the kind of stuff that's the same color as the famous Cliffs of Dover that greet weary travelers into her English homeland!
And it's not just the girl next door vibe that Sophia tries to tap into, either. As you make your way through her OF portfolio, you'll see that she is delving into everything from sex toy unboxing videos and insights into her daily life to a slutty gamer-girl vibe with a controller in one hand and a clit-licking vibrator in the other.
What I Don’t Like
The only issues I could find with Onlyfans.com/itssofiabae/ were some design flaws at the top of the profile. Sofia has a tonne of badass images that would look epic in her cover photo box, so I don't know why she has decided to use such a poorly lit one that doesn't do her any favors. Plus, adding the information she's put in the pinned post at the top of her profile feed to the opening bio that people can see before they click subscribe will likely be a solid boost to her account.
Suggestions I Have for Onlyfans.com/itssofiabae/
Sophia isn't lacking in followers as it is, but she could always do with more. With just a few tweaks of her profile’s design in the cover photo and bio boxes, I have no doubt she could law a shit tonne more people into her account and shower them with the kind of smut that British chicks have become infamous for over the years.
Conclusion
She's thicker than an English Oak Tree and dirtier than the streets of Manchester after a Saturday night football final. Better yet,
Sofia lets you subscribe to her account for free and see the gist of what you'll be getting if you decide to take a step further and become one of her VIP supporters who gets no-holds-barred access to the dirtiest part of her mind. Because of that, it's an account I can recommend checking out. However, Sofia does need to make some tweaks to her profile design.
