There’s an old saying in the world of sex, and it goes something like this, ‘’everyone wants a wild nympho GF until it’s time to do wild nympho GF shit!’’ If you’re a two pumps and squirt kind of guy or the type who prefers to roll over, fart, and fall asleep the moment you cum, then you’d be better off finding some normie chick who starfishes in bed and doesn’t make eye contact.
Me? I’ve edged my dick to enough porn to be able to withstand even the most alluring pussies on earth. You’ve all seen Porn Dude Casting and how well I can handle an elite-tier pornstar’s cunt wrapped around my dick. When it comes to a demanding nympho’s pussy, I’m able to deliver anything they desire between the thighs.
Whether it’s shit like “Oh, Porn Dude! Fuck me all night long until my pussy looks like a punched lasagna!’’ or ‘’My asshole is all yours, Porn Dude, make that sphincter look like a damn pine cone when you’re done!” I’m more than keen to make their sex-fuelled fantasies come to life. In turn, plenty of people reach out to me for advice on how they can do the same.
‘’Porn Dude, I heard that any pussy you get balls-deep inside looks like karate-chopped hummus when you’re done. I know I can’t stand toe to toe with this level of sexual prowess naturally, so What kind of supplements should I take to at least channel 10% of your slit-bashing energy?’’ are the kinds of things popping into my cum-soaked inbox every day.
While I refrain from wholeheartedly recommending any supplements, I do my best to bring you face to face with the plethora of sexual supplements and male enhancement pills on the market to help you better decide whether they’re worthy of being added to your porn-fuelled sex kit. Today, we’re going to be looking at Phallomax.com. But what the hell is it?
What is Phallomax.com?
Phallomax.com has been kicking around for a few years and has been supplying sexual enhancement pills to those looking for more stamina, intense orgasms, and the kind of erections you could hang a duffel coat off. It all sounds good so far, but what makes it different from the countless other sexual enhancement pills on the scene?
Well, in the site’s footer, Phallomax claims to be able to boast a sexual formula that is unique and globally known for being a powerful sexual force in the bedroom. On top of that, the team behind the company claim to only use natural ingredients to beef up your libido and ensure your erect cock can withstand even the most demanding nympho pussies around.
By now, you’re probably wondering how much it costs. Well, Phallomax.com offers five options for its customers: basic, advanced, professional, ultimate, and beast mode. There’s no major difference between each tier; it just means you get more bottles in the package and a discount as a result. One bottle, the basic package, costs $69.99 (nice!), whereas the beast mode gets you six bottles for a total price of $299.99.
What Are People Saying About Phallomax.com?
Now, a porn Chad like me doesn’t need pills like those offered by Phallomax.com. I mean, fuck me, I can barely keep my fuck stick down as it is; I dread to think what things would be like if I took some supplements like this. My cock would probably arrive in the room twenty minutes before I do!
But to bring you the best insight into Phallomax.com possible, I went out into the field to find people who take these supplements whenever they’re planning to get balls-deep in a Thot’s pussy, who is known for demanding hours-long sex sessions. Here’s what they had to say!
● Don Needs to Talk to You About a Sensitive Subject - Meet Don, a black U.S. Navy Veteran who went on camera to review Phallomax.com and discuss a sensitive topic. As he starts the video by saying, ‘’Not all myths are true if you know what I mean,’’ it seems that Don’s BBC is neither as big as a U.S. Navy destroyer nor as hard as the steel in its hull. Don claims that his first try of Phallomax went down a treat, leading to a stiff cock, more libido, and a sex drive that’s ready to go whenever he wants. He also claims that the products from Phallomax.com potentially ‘’saved his marriage’’ and offer a great workaround for erectile dysfunction, low libido, and small dicks in a discreet package.
And, yep, that’s it! I trawled the internet looking for reviews of Phallomax.com but the one with Don, which was found in a tab on Phallomax.com’s official site, was the only one around. What the fuck?
This site has been around for years, so why are there so few reviews of it that can be found online? I smell something fishy here, and it’s not the pussy of the 60-year-old hooker lingering outside of my hotel room as I write this review. Why the hell did I even book this place again?
The Design of the Site
Now, let’s take a look at the design of Phallomax.com and see what it has going on. The site is rocking a classic landing page style and starts with a medical blue logo at the top, designed in a font that feels very masculine and will speak to the target audience.
After this, a very short main menu takes you to Don’s solitary review, a link to the product page to buy, and a button to access your cart. Underneath is the Phallomax.com homepage, which is a selection of feature sections showcasing the product’s benefits. It’s then rounded off with a bright red call to action to get your wallet out and order some cock-boosting pills.
What I Like Most About it
Personally, I do like the imagery that Phallomax.com has opted to use on its homepage because they’re fun to look at. I particularly like the one of the dude getting his cock polished by a lingerie-clad nympho who is riding him in reverse cowgirl because he’s pulling the same kind of face that Doofy Gilmore did in Scary Movie when he put his dick in the vacuum cleaner. Still, I guess a site offering sex supplements for people to ingest should probably veer away from comedy.
Another cool part of Phallomax.com is how the site offers generous discounts depending on how much you want to stock up your sex supplements armory at once. For example, the bulk pack of six bottles offered via the Beast Mode package can save you around $120 compared to buying six bottles of Phallomax.com’s product one by one.
What I Don’t Like
Don, I want to trust you, I really do. You seem like a cool guy who is honest about the size of his cock and his issues with maintaining an erection. However, the fact that there are barely any legitimate reviews about Phallomax.com that can be found online is a big red flag. It’s really not instilling my confidence in the brand, especially considering it’s been around for several years at this point.
The benefits of taking Phallomax.com also feel pretty vague. I managed to get the gist of it, and that’s more libido and better erections, but there’s also a thinly-veiled hint that the product can make your dick bigger, at least according to what Don was saying in the site’s solitary review. If Phallomax.com is going down the latter ‘’dick enlarging’’ angle, then I’m already rolling my eyes.
Suggestions I Have for Phallomax.com
Maybe there are reviews of Phallomax.com out there somewhere, but they’ve nestled away in some dark part of the internet where nobody goes. If that’s the case, then I’d suggest that Phallomax.com finds them and adds them to their reviews page. Don seems like a great dude, but his easygoing attitude isn’t enough to make people start swallowing Phallomax.com’s products.
I’d also suggest that the Phallomax.com team consider rewriting the text on their homepage to properly underline precisely what this product offers. Is it a one-size-fits-all kind of deal, or is it a combined libido booster crossed with Viagra? We need proper answers! Also, ditch the insinuation that it’ll make your dick bigger, as that’s reserved for the spammy ads clinging to the side of porn tube sites.
Conclusion
As much as Phallomax.com has a decent amount of history behind it, it’s impossible to recommend a brand like this when there’s nothing else to back it up but the humble opinion of a friendly but limp-dicked man named Don. Phallomax.com really needs to source more reliable reviews and beef up the writing covering the benefits the product offers if it wants to maintain a future in the competitive world of sexual supplements.
