I'm used to talking about pornstars since, after all, this is The Porn Dude, but this time, we're going to mix it up a bit. Instead of talking about chicks who love taking dicks up their holes, we're going to talk about an actress named Kiernan Shipka, who started very young. Yes, that's right, she began her career at the age of 8, and I'm talking about anything that's 18+ rated you sick fucks!
It's quite common for actresses and actors to begin at a young age, so this didn't come as a surprise. I'm just glad she didn't give up acting after a couple of years because she wouldn't be the first kid who plays a few roles at a young age and just gives up and decides to go the other way once they get older.
I'm going to be straight with you and tell you right away that I had no fucking idea Kiernan Shipka was an American actress. Her name sounds like she's from Albania or some other country, but definitely not the United States. Anyway, that's not really important now, so let's just move on.
She's 24 years old
Kiernan Shipka was born on November 10, 1999, in Chicago, Illinois. Her dad, John Shipka, was a real estate developer, so I have a feeling they were pretty rich, which allowed them to do whatever the fuck they wanted. I mean, that's a good thing for Kieran since she had many options, and she decided to start taking ballroom dancing classes at the age of fine. Now, I'm not sure if that was her own desire or her parents made her, but who gives a fuck, really?
Are you ready to hear something interesting? Kiernan made her television debut at 5 months old. What the fuck? I mean, I don't know why I am surprised, considering how many babies I've seen on TV, but still. I never thought I would actually come across one that grew into a hottie.
After appearing on the hospital drama ER, she started commercial print modeling when she was still a baby. Besides that, she also had a few small roles, but that was just the beginning. Actually, saying that those are small roles is actually big for her, considering she was still a fucking kid. Anyway, after a couple of years, she finally landed her first major role as Sally Draper, the daughter of the main character Don Draper in the TV series Mad Men.
Her role in Mad Men was recurring, so I guess she was there throughout the entire TV show. She received awards and praise for her work in that TV series, which helped her become even more famous and successful in the future.
Won multiple awards
Kiernan Shipka started getting awards for her acting at a very young age. Now, I'm not sure how many exactly who got it, but I can tell you that there are plenty. Some of these awards have names that are way too long to remember, so I won't even bother trying to talk about them, but all you should know is that Kiernan is a pretty good actress, which explains why she got awarded.
Even Time Magazine wrote about her and listed her as one of the most influential teens of 2014. I must admit, I keep getting more and more surprised about this chick because, apparently, she's the real shit. However, I haven't heard about her until now, so I might not be into the stuff she's making.
No nude scenes
Now, before you start coming at me with pitchforks, hear me out. Yes, Kiernan started acting as a young kid, but she's not young anymore. She's 24 years old, which means she had 6 years to do all kinds of things legally!
Even though she could have made movies where she got naked, she didn't. However, you will have a chance to see her in a bikini and underwear on multiple occasions. I know that she didn't get famous because of getting naked and doing stuff like that, but it's nice to see a 20-something-year-old chick with fewer pieces of clothes on her body.
I looked at the list of the movies she made, and to be honest, I haven't heard about any of them. Some of her latest movies are The Silence, Let It Snow, Wildflower, One & Two, and The Blackcoat's Daughter. Maybe these mean something to you but not to me. However, since she got multiple awards, I guess she knows what she's doing.
By the looks of it, she was more active in TV shows. There might not be as many different shows, but you can clearly see that she had a role in a ton of episodes. If we look at the time spent on the camera, I think she spent a lot more time in movies than in TV shows. Anyway, that's not really important. The important thing is that she put herself out there for the world to see.
Besides her movies and TV shows, she made two music videos. One was in 2013, and the other one was in 2020. You can check them out just by looking at We Rise Like Smoke and Straight to Hell. Obviously, in one, she's a kid, and in the other one, she's in her twenties. I don't know if this means anything to you or not, but now, you know, so do whatever the fuck you want.
The last thing she did was help create video games. Well, not exactly. She had nothing to do with the actual production of games. She was just the voice of some characters. The character Jinora in The Legend of Korra got her voice. This was back in 2014. In 2016, Spider-Woman, or Jessica Drew, in the Marvel Avengers Academy, got her voice. If you played these games, then you definitely know what Kiernan sounds like.
Kiernan had the chance to work with some of the best actors
Once Kiernan got famous, she started getting bigger and better parts. Well, that led to her working with some of the best actors I know. In this case, I'm talking about Dwayne Johnson, also known as The Rock and Chris Evans. We've all seen these two guys in a bunch of movies, so you know they are good. I guess Kiernan is pretty good as well, considering she got to work with these legends.
Besides acting, she did a couple of photo shoots, but that's kind of expected. I think that every one of the actors and actresses did a photo shoot at least once in their career. That said, you'll come across photos where Kiernan wears different outfits while posing in different settings. It's nothing special, but it's nice to see something other than acting.
Oh yeah, one thing surprised me about her. Considering she's still a teen, she's not very active on her socials. She posts something new every few weeks, so it might be a bit harder to keep up with what she's doing. I guess she decided to live a private life, unlike many others who feel the need to share every fucking thing they do with the rest of the world!
Actress who started at a very young age
I don't think I ever had the chance to come across an actress who started appearing on TV from the day they were born. Okay, maybe not from the very first day, but Kiernan Shipka first appeared in a TV show when she was only 5 months old. After that, she started doing some baby modeling jobs, which is kind of weird for me, but she did it. All that was just an intro into her career as an actress that happened pretty soon after.
Even though Kiernan had some small roles as a kid, she landed her first major role in 2006 when she started playing the role of Sally Draper in the TV series Mad Men. That lasted for quite a while, so that's pretty much the time when she started getting famous. Now, after growing up, she started getting a bit more serious parts, which allowed her to do more stuff than be just a fucking kid in the show or a movie.
You'll actually come across a few movie scenes where she wears a bikini or underwear, so I guess things get interesting every now and then. However, she hasn't done a full nude scene so far, so if you're looking for some nip slips or something like that, I suggest you move on because you won't find any here. Even though she didn't act like a whore on the film, she got nominated and won multiple awards for all the things she did. I guess you don't always have to get naked in order to get something nice.
