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Doctor Cox
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Dad < Sexy Nurse
I've used the art of pocket pool to help with shitty situations since I was a young man. I still recall sitting bedside in the hospital with my dad as he died from an agonizing and debilitating illness. I must have snuck away to his bathroom a thousand times to watch midget nurse porn while fapping my wang using a tube of antimicrobial ointment as lube. My dick's never been cleaner.
I think the nurse was on to me after a while. I wish she had actually gotten on to me. Don't worry about my dying father, Ms. Nice Nurse Lady. He's doomed. It's over for him, and the only way to make his son feel better is to have a nurse hop on my D.
The only thing that would have made it better is if I was jerking off to porn on Perv City. I hadn't discovered them yet. My father might still be alive to this day had I been able to shunt porn from Perv City into his IV.
The Important Things in Life
What do you think I'm up to when major national tragedies happen? Keeping up with current events on the news? Donating my time and money to the relief efforts? Chilling at The Red Cross, giving gallons of blood? That's a big fuck no. Absolutely not. I'm beating my meat on Perv City.
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Master of My Domain
If you can’t tell by now, my preoccupation with porn cuts deep into my soul. Gandhi didn’t love peace half as much as I adore a video of a whore having her pussy turned inside out. Micheal Jordon can’t play basketball as well as I whack my willy. If God exists, he couldn't create a guy that jerks off more than me, no matter how hard he tries. I am undefeated, unmatched, and unparalleled.
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What Makes Porn Great
The number one reason men love porn is that we love seeing bitches in their birthday suits. It seems stupidly obvious, but as I said, men are exceptionally simple beasts. Give us sex, sandwiches, sports, and sleep, and we are happy as we can ever be. The difference between the average man and the average iguana sunning himself on a warm rock is negligible.
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You can’t manage your sexual desires for them. You can’t impact a woman's decision to have sex with you or not. It's always not. You can’t impact when or how a woman becomes turned on. You can’t even stop yourself from prematurely ejaculating if some dumb bitch accidentally lets you into their snatch during a moment of weakness.
To my readers, sex is a wild hurricane mixed with an earthquake and a tornado. Sex with a woman might as well be an act of God as opposed to an activity with another human.
You're in Luck
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Butt Fucking
One thing Perv City does particularly well is anal porn. These bitches love getting their buttholes reamed out. They see no difference between their front pussy and their back pussy. It's the dealer's choice. Choose wisely. What I mean by that is to use both. The holes are next to each other for a reason.
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Cummy in the Bank
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